(Source: knotan.com, via c0kefiends)
I WANT THAT BOOKMARK SO BADLY. WHERE CAN I ACQUIRE ONE, I MUST KNOW.
(Source: fypblog, via thegiganticsquid)
and it’s really unsettling when your ex-boyfriend can tell how long it’s been since you’ve gotten fucked
The frustrations of not being able to log into facebook… (Your account is temporarily unavailable due to a large, rather veiny phallic object up our collective ass. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience, but only a little.)
but I only want to go on so I can brag about my brand new AIR CONDITIONER that was lugged here at like 11 at night yesterday from Bed-Stuy. I woke up so pleasantly this morning because my room was cold and I knew it was because of you!
I feel like I’ve been receiving overt amounts of good karma over the past two weeks, though honestly I very much question whether I deserve it and wonder when my luck is going to change. And I’ve mentioned it frequently, but its still so unusual as to worry me a bit.
I get this funny feeling its going to be a fucking amazing summer now that i have my own apartment… :)
